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July 2025

Superman in 8D at AMC
My kids and I saw the new Superman in 2D, like chumps.
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Bob Welland
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Hickory Sticks: Potato chips from a time warp
You know the little broken pieces at the bottom of a bag of chips? Ever wish the whole bag was like that? If so, you are weird… and you’d love Hickory…
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Bob Welland
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Fantastic Four marketing fail by General Mills cereals
General Mills let a golden opportunity slip through their fingers in the marketing of Marvel’s Fantastic Four movie.
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Bob Welland
Do you think Raisins are junk food?
Raisins have been described as “nature’s candy,” presumably by people who are not familiar with real candy.
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Bob Welland
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The Best Worst Product Names
Some products leave me scratching my head, and I’m not talking about cheap dandruff shampoo.
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Bob Welland

June 2025

Beaver Cupcakes for Canada Day
On July 1, you’ll surely want to celebrate Canada’s birthday with a delicious tribute to the national animal, the beaver.
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Bob Welland
Is Miracle Whip boss or whipped?
There are Miracle Whip haters who think it’s inferior to mayonnaise.
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Bob Welland
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Swedish Fish that glow under blacklight. Yum?
Have mad Swedish scientists manufactured radioactive gummies that glow in the dark?
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Bob Welland
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Creative Coding: Face/Off, an ill-conceived tribute
The action movie, Face/Off, was released in North America in June 1997.
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Bob Welland
Worse than Shrinkflation at Walmart
I've discovered a new front the ___flation war.
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Bob Welland
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